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Choose Your Ears

All ears are hand-picked from the finest ear farms.

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Premium Floppy Ears
Gravity-assisted. Maximum boing factor certified.
$14.99
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Radar Ears
Can hear a treat bag opening from 3 miles away.
$24.99
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Satellite Dish Ears
Picks up WiFi, squirrel frequencies, and vibes.
$89.99
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